Put the Phone Down in the Lunch Line or Order Wrong Twice

Last month, the security guard who knows everyone's delivery habits and I were near Tianfu Square after the fountain starts and kids treat it like a free water park, talking about nothing important.

The conversation drifted to Put the Phone Down in the Lunch Line or Order Wrong Twice. They had a system. I had vibes. Vibes lost.

I copied the boring version the next weekend. No post, no group chat poll, no 'life hack' energy.

Two weeks later the problem simply stopped showing up. That is the whole plot.

Sometimes the best Chengdu advice is plagiarized from someone who never offered it as advice.