Dim Sum: One Cart Round, Then Stop Pretending

Last month, a student i met at a language exchange and I were on a Didi ride through rain that turns Chengdu traffic into performance art, talking about nothing important.

The conversation drifted to Dim Sum: One Cart Round, Then Stop Pretending. They had a system. I had vibes. Vibes lost.

I copied the boring version the next weekend. No post, no group chat poll, no 'life hack' energy.

Two weeks later the problem simply stopped showing up. That is the whole plot.

Sometimes the best Chengdu advice is plagiarized from someone who never offered it as advice.