Quiet Finger Snap Applause at Poetry Reading

Four moves for Quiet Finger Snap Applause at Poetry Reading that actually stick in Chengdu:

1. Test the backup version once; hope you never need it.
2. Keep a photo of the 'done correctly' version in your album.
3. Do it on a calm day, not the day everything else breaks.
4. Set a reminder with a rude label — 'DO THIS OR REGRET'.

The list is short on purpose. Long lists become wallpaper.