Shower Before Pool Entry — Attendants Enforce Quietly — Sep 07

Last month, a regular at the corner noodle shop and I were near Tianfu Square after the fountain starts and kids treat it like a free water park, talking about nothing important.

The conversation drifted to Shower Before Pool Entry. They had a system. I had vibes. Vibes lost.

I copied the boring version the next weekend. No post, no group chat poll, no 'life hack' energy.

Two weeks later the problem simply stopped showing up. That is the whole plot.

Sometimes the best Chengdu advice is plagiarized from someone who never offered it as advice.