Start Hike Before 8am in August or Melt

Four moves for Start Hike Before 8am in August or Melt that actually stick in Chengdu:

1. Test the backup version once; hope you never need it.
2. Stop researching after two tabs; you are procrastinating.
3. Do it on a calm day, not the day everything else breaks.
4. Keep a photo of the 'done correctly' version in your album.

The list is short on purpose. Long lists become wallpaper.