Vote Spice Before Oil Hits Pot — Midmeal Changes Fail

Vote Spice Before Oil Hits Pot sounds like a micro-optimization until you are at the Panda Base gift shop where everyone buys the same bamboo hat.

A friend visiting from Shanghai who thought Chengdu was 'mild' once missed the last metro by thirty seconds and learned new vocabulary from myself. The fix took less time than telling the story.

Try this once: write the rule on your phone lock screen for three days. If it survives, it is yours.

Not gospel.