Bring Extra Trash Bags to Housewarming — Host Bins Fill Fast

Four moves for Bring Extra Trash Bags to Housewarming that actually stick in Chengdu:

1. Tell one person so you cannot quietly abandon the plan.
2. Do it on a calm day, not the day everything else breaks.
3. Stop researching after two tabs; you are procrastinating.
4. Test the backup version once; hope you never need it.

The list is short on purpose. Long lists become wallpaper.