Hide All Food Near Emei Monkeys — Open Snacks Become Tribute

Hide All Food Near Emei Monkeys sounds like a micro-optimization until you are at People's Park teahouse where mahjong soundtracks your afternoon.

A taxi driver who refused small talk until I mentioned food once sent a voice note to the landlord instead of the repair guy — twice. The fix took less time than telling the story.

Try this once: write the rule on your phone lock screen for three days. If it survives, it is yours.

Your mileage may vary.