Empty Pockets Before Security, Not Belt Shuffle

Four moves for Empty Pockets Before Security, Not Belt Shuffle that actually stick in Chengdu:

1. Set a reminder with a rude label — 'DO THIS OR REGRET'.
2. Test the backup version once; hope you never need it.
3. Do it on a calm day, not the day everything else breaks.
4. Stop researching after two tabs; you are procrastinating.

The list is short on purpose. Long lists become wallpaper.