Stand Right on Escalators or Earn Side-Eye

Four moves for Stand Right on Escalators or Earn Side-Eye that actually stick in Chengdu:

1. Set a reminder with a rude label — 'DO THIS OR REGRET'.
2. Keep a photo of the 'done correctly' version in your album.
3. Tell one person so you cannot quietly abandon the plan.
4. Stop researching after two tabs; you are procrastinating.

The list is short on purpose. Long lists become wallpaper.